The Clam Soldier
Wind blew hard. The soldier walked across plains of Tennessee. He was trying to survive.
Suddenly the clam soldier woke up in a hospital. He sees his left arm missing. He turns his head forward and he sees a doctor talking to his wife. The doctor turns and walks into the room. "You have stepped on a landmine clam," said the doctor.
His wife walks in crying. She calms down and gives him a hug.
The next day he walks out of the hospital. He and his wife get in the car and drive home. They went into their house and ate a delicious dinner.